Shiny Head

Music & Lyrics: J. Himmelsbach

Don't hold me close and kiss me softly on the neck
It's nice but I'll hardly bat an eye
Don't run your fingers slowly down my back
All in all it's just a waste of time
Don't do a dance in tight sexy pants
There's something else that you should do instead
Baby if you want to turn my lovin' on
You only gotta rub my shiny head

Don't suck on my fingers, don't nibble on my toes
Don't whisper sweet nothings in my ear
Don't whisk me off on a romantic getaway
The money would be better spent on beer
You don't have to go through all that rigamarole
Just to drive me wild when we're in bed
I'll be putty in your hands, do whatever you command
As long as you just rub my shiny head

(Rub his head)
Just watch it gleam
(Rub his head)
So silky smooth
(Rub his head)
That is my dream
One good rub is all it takes to get me in the mood

(Rub his head)
Just watch it glow
(Rub his head)
Like a crystal ball
(Rub his head)
Rub fast or slow
I'll be really quite excited that your'e touching it at all

Other guys, I've heard, are into whips and chains
That stuff doesn't do a thing for me
But if you press your fingers close by to my brain
You know there's nowhere else I'd rather be
So forget all that you read in your women's magazines
Remember everything that I have said
Baby if you want to rock until the dawn
You've only gotta rub my shiny head
You've only gotta rub my shiny head
Won't you come and rub my shiny
Baby please just rub my shiny head